French Chocolate Éclairs


If you know of a gooey, chocolaty baked confection more fabulous than a French Chocolate Éclair, do let me know because I can’t think of one! They’re so decadent, they must be difficult to make, right? Au contraire! If you can stir a few ingredients together and squeeze a plastic bag (more on that later), you can make this heavenly dessert.

Fun variation: Instead of the French vanilla cream filling used below, consider filling these decadent treats with English Lemon Curd. Either option is delicious! Let’s get started!

Ingredients (Makes 30 mini Éclairs)

For the éclair shells:

1/2 cup real butter

1 cup water

1 cup flour Continue reading

French Macarons

French Macarons


French Macarons might be the best dessert to ever emerge from Crowded Earth Kitchen. How’s that for an endorsement to try this recipe?

A Google search for “French Macarons” will turn up… wait for it… 630,000 hits. Does the world really need 630,001? Yes. Here’s why! You see, here at Crowded Earth Kitchen, we sorted through a good long many of those 630,000 links, picking up tips and ideas along the way. The end result is Continue reading

Coconut Tuile Cookies


Coconut Tuile Cookies with a traditional, curved shape

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“What are you making?”

“A new recipe for ‘tuile’ – crispy little French cookies.”

“Well, if they’re French, I’m guessing they’re delicious and difficult to make!”

This little exchange made me laugh. Coconut Tuile Cookies are delicious, indeed! I suppose they can be a bit challenging to make, but unless you’re trying to win an award for technique, I wouldn’t let that discourage you. It takes a bit of practice to create the curved shape of traditional tuile. However, if you don’t mind being nontraditional, just leave them flat like most other cookies (see photo at bottom of post). Problem solved!


1/2 cup sweetened, shredded coconut

1 tablespoon cornstarch

1/3 cup sugar

1 egg white

2 drops coconut extract

2 tablespoons vegetable oil


Step 1) Place shredded coconut in a blender or food processor and chop for 2-3 seconds. You aren’t trying to create flour, you’re just breaking the coconut shreds into smaller pieces. Transfer coconut to a small mixing bowl.

Step 2) Add all remaining ingredients to the mixing bowl and mix well.

Step 3) Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Spread batter in small circles (approximately 3 inches across) as thinly as you can. I recommend baking only about 6 cookies at a time, if you want traditional curved cookies (see Step 5 below). If you don’t mind flat cookies, as shown at the bottom of this post, then you can bake as many cookies at once as you wish!

Step 4) Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 8-9 minutes or until edges begin to brown.

Step 5) For curved cookies, place a piece of parchment paper over a rolling pin. When your tuile cookies come out of the oven, immediately transfer them to the parchment paper on the rolling pin. Allow cookies to cool for several minutes on the rolling pin before gently transferring to a cooling rack.

Like many baked French delicacies, these tuile cookies are best enjoyed within a day or two of baking.


Coconut Tuile Cookies without the traditional, curved shape (these are easier to make)

A Week in Paris, Part III of III: Soupe à l’oignon


The Thinker, Musée Rodin

French Onion Soup.  The ultimate peasant food featuring humble ingredients expertly prepared, with a taste that is fit for a king.  It is easy to understand why French cuisine is so revered, when one considers the flavors French cooks have managed to coax from little more than field onions, bones, and stale bread.


Soupe à l’oignon, café in 17th arrondissement

Interestingly, soupe à l’oignon has fallen out of favor with native Parisians who no longer have economic necessity to build a meal around bones instead of meat.  French chefs are happy to prepare this dish for American expatriates, however, given its healthy profit margin.  It’s a win-win situation, really, as Americans accustomed to canned broth know upon their first taste of this authentic dish that their bowl is well worth the price!


Soupe à l’oignon, café in 5th arrondissement

While this dish is absurdly easy to prepare, it does require some time.  I recommend beginning this dish two days before you plan to enjoy it, for best results.  The broth itself freezes well.  Sometimes I double the broth recipe, freeze it in 1 quart containers, and spend 30 minutes or so on the last few steps whenever I have a craving for this fantastic soup.

Ingredients (makes 2 main dish servings or 4 first course servings)

1 1/2 pounds of beef bones

picture3291 cup dry red wine

2 cups tomato-based vegetable juice

2 cups water

1 teaspoon whole peppercorns

2 tablespoons butter

picture3732 large onions, sliced thin

4 thick slices of day-old French bread

2/3 cup grated gruyere cheese


Step 1) Combine bones, wine, juice, water, and peppercorns in a slow cooker.  Set picture374heat to low and simmer, covered, for 24 hours.

Step 2) Strain broth into a large bowl and place in freezer.  As the broth cools, the saturated fat will rise to the top and solidify.  You will be able to “lift” the saturated fat right off of the broth as shown, and discard it.  Your broth will not picture378be completely fat-free, but will be much lower in fat (and have a less oily, more pleasing taste) than if you had skipped this step.

Step 3) 30 minutes before you plan to dine, begin simmering broth in a saucepan over low heat.

Step 4) Caramelize onions in butter by picture380stirring in a sauté pan over low-medium heat for approximately 10 minutes.

Step 5) Divide caramelized onions between 2 large or 4 small oven-safe bowls.

Step 6) Divide bread between bowls and layer on top of onions. Slowly ladle broth over bread to fill bowls within 1/2 inch of picture381top.  (Freeze any extra broth for future recipes!)

Step 7) Sprinkle grated gruyere cheese over top of bread.  Broil (low setting) for 5 minutes or until cheese is melted, bubbly, and beginning to brown.

Step 8) Serve on trivets or other protected picture383surface, as bowls will be hot.

Bon Appetit!

A Blog, A Book, and A Fabulous French Dinner

Lessons in FrenchI hope you’re enjoying the photos and recipes from Crowded Earth Kitchen’s week in Paris!  Have you commented on a blog post yet?  I hope so, because every comment posted this week at becomes an entry to win your own free copy of Hilary Reyl’s fabulous book, Lessons in French!    Contest ends March 7th!

What did you think of the Crème de Marron?  Have you tried the Croque Monsieur? Do you have any guesses as to the final dish that will round out our Parisian field trip?  What would you like Crowded Earth Kitchen to bring you next?  Let me know.  Your comments are always welcome here.  🙂

If you’re unfamiliar with Hilary Reyl and this exceptional work of literary fiction, I’ve posted a review and a link for you to explore.

Eat Well, Read Leisurely, Be Happy!


A Week In Paris, Part II of III: Croque Monsieur

Arc de Triomphe

Arc de Triomphe

“Why do you keep saying ‘Sir?'”

“I’m not.  I’m ordering a ham sandwich.  I think.”

Apparently, I should have spent a little more time with the French language app I downloaded before my trip to Paris.  Oops.

Today’s dish is croque monsieur, which translates roughly as “the best ham sandwich you’ve ever tasted.”  (OK, I may have taken a bit of liberty there.  Back to the language app…)  This is not the ham sandwich found in your American lunchbox, folks.  No, this is how the French do lunch.  Prepare to be dazzled.


View from top of Arc de Triomphe

View from top of Arc de Triomphe

Ingredients (makes 4 hearty sandwiches)

8 slices of good quality white bread

8 ounces gruyere cheese, freshly grated

12 ounces thick sliced ham

1 tablespoon butter

1 tablespoon flour

picture2973/4 cup hot (not boiled) milk

1/2 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

1/4 teaspoon allspice


Prepare your white sauce:

Step 1) Melt butter in saucepan.  Stir in flour, salt, pepper, and allspice.  Cook over low heat for two minutes with constant stirring until mixture is a blonde color.

picture301Step 2) Add hot milk and stir over low heat for 1-2 minutes until thickened.  Remove from heat and stir in 1/4 cup of grated gruyere.  Set aside.

Assemble your sandwiches:

Step 3) Toast 8 slices of bread in the oven.

picture299Step 4) Spread 1 tablespoon of white sauce on each of 4 slices of toasted bread.  Layer with equal portions of ham and half of the grated gruyere.

Step 5) Top each sandwich with a second piece of bread.  Spread white sauce (thick!) on top of each sandwich, and smother with remaining gruyere.

picture304Step 6) Bake sandwiches at 350 degrees for 6 – 8 minutes, or until the cheese inside of the sandwiches is melted.  Switch oven to broil for 1 or 2 minutes, to bubble and brown the tops of your croque monsieur.

Bon Appetit!

A Week In Paris, Part I of III: Crème de Marron


Eiffel Tower View from Seine River

Ahh, Paris.

The City of Lights.  The City of Love.  Food Lover’s Paradise.  Crowded Earth Kitchen explored the culinary scene in Paris for one glorious week, and is delighted to share three extraordinary dishes with you!

Today’s dish is crème de marron, or chestnut cream.  Prior to my Paris adventure, I had never even tasted a chestnut.  This starchy, earthy tasting nut is revered in France, readily available in markets, and featured in several dishes found in Parisian cafes.  I ordered a crepe filled with crème de marron, and instantly fell in love with the creamy, caramelized, nutty sweetness that is chestnut cream.


Chestnuts at Rue Cler Market

Back home in the United States, I was able to find fresh chestnuts at a local, upscale market.  I paid $7.49 for 1.5 pounds, enough to make 3 cups of crème de marron (that’s a LOT of chestnut cream… did I mention I fell in love?)

Preparing crème de marron is a labor of love.  Don’t rush this.  Wait for a lazy afternoon, pop in the Amelie soundtrack for inspiration, and take your time.  “Amuse-toi bien!”



Ingredients (makes 3 cups)

Crepe with Crème de Marron

Crepe with Crème de Marron

1.5 pounds of fresh (shell on) chestnuts

2 cups water

1 1/3 cup brown sugar

2/3 cup white sugar


Step 1) Using a small paring knife, score an X into the flat side of each chestnut.

picture277Step 2) Add chestnuts to a pot full of boiling water.  Reduce heat and simmer for 20 minutes. Drain chestnuts.




picture282Step 3) When cool enough to touch (but not cold!), peel chestnuts by pulling back on the points of the scored X’s.  Be patient, this takes a little while.  If the chestnuts become too cold and peeling becomes difficult, return them to boiling water for a minute or two.  You will end up with about 4 cups of peeled chestnuts.

picture287Step 4) Combine 2 cups of water, the brown sugar, and the white sugar in a pot.  Heat (low-medium) and stir until sugar dissolves.  Add peeled chestnuts.  Simmer, uncovered, for about 15 minutes until sauce thickens and just begins to caramelize.



picture290Step 5) Cool slightly and puree in blender.  If you want a coarse chestnut spread, sort of the consistency of chunky peanut butter, you can stop here.  If you want a truly creamy “creme de marron,” proceed…



picture291Step 6) Using a spatula, work your puree through a sieve.  The puree that goes through the sieve is your finished product.  Depending upon how fabulous or not-so-fabulous your blender is, you will end up with roughly 2 cups of super creamy creme de marron!

Whatever you do, don’t throw the chunky remnants in your sieve away!  Store them in a small container in your freezer – we’ll bake with them another day.  Or, just eat them with a spoon.  I won’t tell.

March Madness Has Arrived, Crowded Earth Kitchen Style!

We’re giving away TEN FREE BOOKS in March!  You’ll find fiction and nonfiction books, funny and thought-provoking reads, something for everyone… all with a tie-in to great cooking and wellness.  Here’s the scoop on our first reader giveaway – all you need to do is comment on a post!  How easy is that?

Lessons in FrenchFreebie #1:  Lessons in French, by Hilary Reyl

How to Win:  Simply comment on a Crowded Earth Kitchen blog post anytime between now and March 7th to be automatically entered in the giveaway drawing!  While you are welcome to comment as many times as you like, you will be entered in the giveaway drawing up to once per day.

Contest Ends March 7th!  This book has been chosen to correspond with Crowded Earth Kitchen’s “Week in Paris”… watch for fabulous French recipes throughout the week!


Hilary Reyl’s debut novel, Lessons in French, is neither a recipe book nor a travel guide.  That said, I dare you to read this book without feeling an irresistible urge scour through French cookbooks or invest in a plane ticket.  Lessons in French leads readers on a meandering journey through the heady sensory experience that is Paris, while sharing the coming-of-age story of Kate, a young American returning to the scene of difficult childhood years under very different circumstances.  A lesser author might allow the backdrop of the swank Sixth Arrondissement to overwhelm the story, but Reyl builds rich characters and plot layers worthy of both her chosen environment and her doctorate in French Literature.

…and the food, Oh, the food.  Spaghetti with baby clams, red peppers, and bursts of garlic.  Artichoke hearts topped with crème fraiche and served with haricots verts.  Petits fours and pâte feuilletée.  Chestnut profiteroles and omlettes aux bolets.  Turkey with hazelnut and prune stuffing.  Camembert-and-butter baguette sandwiches and Comice pears.  Have you booked your plane ticket yet?

When not distracted by the urge for an epicurean delight, readers will enjoy the peculiar puzzle that is Lydia, Kate’s eccentric employer.  Readers may find their teeth set on edge by Clarence, Lydia’s husband, and Portia, the couple’s grating daughter, while still feeling compelled to read just one more page.  And another.  And another.  As for Olivier, and Bastien, well, you’ll just have to read the book.

Link to the book: